GOUT D'BELGIUM -------------- Orval, Duvel, Corsendonk Scaldis, Chimay, Rodenbach Westmalle Triple, Golden Carolus Belgian Alcoholocaust!!! Get startin' with Hoegaarden! I'm flash whacked on Pauwel Kwak! I've raised many a glass with St. Sixtus and deviled my brain with Duvel My mind is as high as the heavens, but my liver is burning in Hell!!! Bellvue, Boon Gueuze, Timmermans DeTroch, Leifmans, Lindemans Rose de Gambrinus by Cantillion Belgian Alcoholocaust!!! Go get say, geuze or peche! On framboise or kreik, get lambiclly geeked! Sixtus, Leffe, Affligem Witkap Pater, Grimbergen tunic frocked and drunk again! Belgian Alcoholocaust!!! The Abbey ales just don't fail! Several tripples will leave you crippled!!! Belgium is literally heaven on Earth for the beer afficionado! No other country can boast of more distinct, individualistic styles, so rich and complex in character. Whether it's the unique lambics or the top fermenting, bottle conditioned strong ales, Belgium's beers deserve the most sincere reverence! "This is drink most sensuous" Brigand, Steendonk, Mort Subite Saison Dupont, Oerbier Petrus Triple, De Verboden Vrucht Belgian Alcoholocaust!!! Chimay Blue will slay you! Liquid grail... Satan Ale!!! Orvel, Duvel, Corsendonk Scaldis, Chimay, Rodenbach tunic frocked and drunk again Belgian Alcoholocaust!!! I'm the Stille Nacht snowman and I'm drowning in Scaldis Noel! My mind is as high as the heavens, but my liver is burning in Hell!!! BLACK WEAKENERS --------------- In the name of the Devil you play in the woods You rely on your image because your music's no good Nailbats and corpsepaint - the tricks of your trade So much of black metal is so fucking lame Wake up black weakeners Get a clue black weakeners Piss off black weakeners Fuck you black weakeners Church burning and murder then waves of pure hype as washed up death metallers found a new life The "evil" you spew is just a flip of the hoax The only thing true is that your all just sad jokes Racist black weakeners Fascist black weakeners Homophobic black weakeners Fuck off black weakeners Unholy black weakeners Ignorant black weakeners Talentless black weakeners Fuck off black weakeners You claim your a "count" or a "lord" from Hell's pit From my vantage point your just piles of shit! Your shock value bigotry is so fucking weak so go jump a new trend you black metal geeks! Rot in Hell black weakeners!!! HOPPED UP! ---------- Morning, noon and at night temptations I can't fight hoist pints, imbibe, delight... so sly, that guy, he's dried... DRY HOPPED! that sly Hopduvel he plys in guise so wise... CANNABIS?!? evil Hopduvel! today mugs raised in praise... HOPPED UP! for the Hopduvel bongs blazed, eyes glazed, way dazed... PROPPED UP! confound the Hopduvel Nick's brews, a few, your stewed... HOP SUCKED! by the Hopduvel with shrooms, you vroom, mind blooms... DROP OUT! Leary as Hopduvel more trays, mugs raised, your saved! HOPPED UP! by the Hopduvel bowls blazed, eyes hazed, mind phased... PROPPED UP! stonehead Hopduvel Revived for a bout of wicked liquid clouts form lambics, weizens, stouts ein stein in my grip, nectar raised to lips, a joyous sin each sip! malted incantations fortell my vexation, fiendish inebriation some more? of course, we pour... POUR MORE! says the Hopduvel adore and soar, hit the floor! KNOCKED OUT! by the Hopduvel bongs blazed, amazed, half crazed... HOPPED UP! for the Hopduvel four days a haze of praise! HOPPED UP! my God Duvel!!! Get HOPPED UP!
...get me back!